A) I’m not this guy; and
Two: I’m not telling this story on an IRC board.
GUYS, STORY TIME
SO my teacher’s friend’s friend or something
She was dogsitting one day
Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
how embarrassing
SO she’s gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
She can’t find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
She didn’t have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
oh mannnn
This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
“this is pretty heavy, what’s in it?”
lady replies “just some computer things”
the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!
OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???
Comment: True story.
