Fade in and pan right to Logan sitting on Mom’s bed, clutching a rose-covered throw pillow. He is shaking in anticipation of wound-cleaning yet trying bravely to sit still.
Mom sets out band-aid, Neosporin, and clippers. She picks up a wet cloth and begins to dab at dirt in wound. Logan clenches.
Enter Dylan, stage right.
Dylan: This would make a great short film! [Pantomimes peering through a lens, rolling film manually.]








A budding Steven Spielberg.
Or a nice commercial for neosporin