Stumbled on this and played with it, but didn’t think it would be so funny, or so just in the end.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your time machine, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Pull the lever, Kronk!
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Thanks for the big smile this morning!
Why do we even HAVE that lever??
What, no dressing as a Brain in a Jar?
Too funny. Must pass on to everyone.
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Dr. Seuss game & photo app launch in time for holidays…
I am a fellow mom and entrepreneur and I wanted to tell you what my company has been up to lately. We make uplifting, inspiring and educational iPhone / iPod Touch apps. We just launched 2 Grinch-themed apps with the eBook app soon to follow.
http://www.prweb.com/releases/oceanhousemedia/grinch/prweb3270364.htm
Oceanhouse Media announced today the first series of officially licensed iPhone Apps based on the beloved Dr. Seuss classic, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Grinchmas, a casual, kid’s light-hearted snowball and present-throwing game, is now available in the App Store for $1.99, in addition to Dr. Seuss Camera – The Grinch Edition, a unique and whimsical greeting card maker now available for only $2.99.
Personally, being a mom as well, my daughter loves playing with my iPhone. She is entranced by these Dr. Seuss apps and is one of our best testers.
Complete press release with product descriptions and artwork is included. Please let us know if you are interested in promo codes.
Best,
Karen
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?
“It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
“It came without packages, boxes or bags!”
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before!
“What if Christmas,” he thought, “comes from the App Store?!”