Stumbled on this and played with it, but didn’t think it would be so funny, or so just in the end.
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must seize control of the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must send forth your time machine, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.