I’m still here

You can tell by the coughing. Right over here. Yep, the one making all the hacking, cackling ruckus with a side of smoker’s voice.

I just haven’t been upright, and am hoping for a shot at a doctor’s appointment or at least the urgent care clinic, because I am SO over being sick. Not over being sick, just over the whole… never mind. My abs, if not covered with a nice layer of adipose, would be ripped right now from all the upright crunches, and my lats would be smokin’ hot from all the lunging.

Until I can get back to normal, or what passes for normal around here, I’ll be off the radar.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone, I love you very much. And you, and you over there. No, not you, behind… yes, you.

I’m taking Phil away for the weekend to celebrate his birthday, and if I don’t check in much, I’ll be back Monday!