This is my future.
Also, dueling QOTDs:
Me: (To neighbor across the street) “Hi, Rich!”
Dylan: “Hi, Rich!”
Daphne: “Hi, Rich!”
Logan: “Boy, he’s rich.”
And then in the ladies’ last night at the Fantasy Faire:
Daphne: “Mom, you have a BIG underwear.”
Haaaaaaaaa I just found this photo of her at the Faire a few years ago, trying to stuff her hat into her pants.