I was all excited about being invited to the Share a Sale Think Tank in Austin, because, you know, me, at a think tank? How can you say no? “I’m not very thinky, thanks.” Nuh-uh.
And yet the irony of the fact that the registration apparel is as idiot-proof as it can possibly get without an assistance dog is not lost on me.
For the first time in conference history, I know which swag bag is mine.
If found, please drop in nearest mailbox and punch air holes.
“I’m not very thinky, thanks” – Bwahahahahahahaaa!