For lack of anything more exciting to post, I dug up a scrap from a while ago that could actually have happened on any given day.
P.S. I recall doing a post last year with a similar theme…
frack: Hey Min
frick: trying to bribe daph into the bath
frack: I gave up on bribing mine into the bath. I resorted to threats.
frick: I am about to just dump her there
frick: the boys are out with gil
frick: in fact, I have everything off her but her dress
frick: in she goes
frack: well, that can just be washed along with her
frick: today when I picked her up and went for her coat, she said careful, poop on there!
frick: sure enough
frick: ALL over it
frick: “I used it as a towel.”
frick: “OK, I don’t need to know.”
frack: on her coat?
frick: yup. her DOWN COAT
frack: That’s, um…
frack: really unfortunate.
frick: no shit
frick: I am washing it along with the two-day old peed-on sheets I discovered in Dylan’s bed
frick: smelt like a stable
frack: Damn, girl. You need some medicating to get over that.
frick: ok, time to shut this machine down and take the laptop to the living room where I am being told I MUST watch the rest of Emperor’s New Grove
frick: plus, I need more wine