I’m on the line with the unemployment office and bagging specimens so we can get a positive ID on these flying things! They fit the flying ant description, but those antennae seem a little too perky for ants. And Terminix can’t send anyone until Tuesday! Sure, I’ll wait! How many could invade in six days? Piece of cake!
And yes, I know, my camera is shit all of a sudden. I can’t get it to focus properly. My best friend may come back with her camera to try again. She just stopped by with Bing cherries because she was sure I hadn’t eaten yet, and I totally broke down. I know I need to go out and run a marathon or something but it’s two hundred degrees out there and I don’t even want to open my eyes except to read. UGH.
So, come on over and bring a bane of your own. We’ll get through it together. And I’ll make blender drinks and when Phil gets home we’ll talk him into making his famous guacamole.
OMG I just covered up the heating vent next to my desk. All doors and windows are shut. What if that’s where they’re coming from? … if they are, I don’t want to think about how many more vents I’ll have to close. I just lifted my three hundred pound desk to pull the magnetized cover all the way over and I think the other vents are under dressers. Just shoot me.
OMFG I just got spam inviting me to join the ever-growing and lucrative field of medical bill collections.