Always happy to serve one up.
east: which one of us crashed?
east: (I quit and re-launched)
west: I did
west: and hell no I’m not half done with the file review
east: oh you poor crashy unfunctional laptop user.
west: am going in later today
east: you can borrow career bear’s laptop
west: yeah I saw
west: sap
east: it’s made of sturdy cardstock
east: heeee
east: c’mon, it’s as good as your mona lisa
east: so you think you’re going to have to be at work most of the day today?
west: oh man I am going to have to restart
west: and have to break up a fight
east: *sniff
east: oh well
west: Dylan and Daphne are VICIOUS
east: at least I got a couple minutes outta ya
west: oh maaaaaaaaan
east: what?
east: I’m not guilting you!
west: I can get guilt at home ya know
east: I’m not, really! I enjoy you
east: you’re loverly
east: and I know it sucks for you that you gotta go to work today
west: yep
east: I’m not upset with you. I wish you had more time, not for me, but for you
west: eh
east: and anyway you don’t want me to *not* want to talk to you, so knock it off knucklehead
west: I will in fifteen years
west: or when I’m dead
east: yep, plenty of time post-menopause
west: whichever
east: okay baby, good luck with the files
west: thx
east: it’ll be over before you know it
west: HA
west: Just keep telling yourself that, and lemme know when it works
east: erk
west: heeeeeeeee
east: *puts away rays of sunshine*
east: *breaks out black silk moire*
west: like an old pal used to tell me, smile and soon it will make you happy
east: smile and soon you’ll get a facial cramp
west: [expletive deleted]
east: smile and when the lead ball hits your face all your front teeth will break
west: haaaaaaaaaaaa
west: *tinkle tinkle of teeth falling out
east: heee
west: *piano sounds
east: okey smokey. I love you. it’s snowing like hell here. at least you’re in CA
east: xoxooxox
west: later tater
east: hug without parentheses
east: bye
I love when the sun shimes on my face in the morning.
Interesting, little known fact: the physical act of smiling causes a chemical soup to be released into your bloodstream not unlike the ones released by eating chocolate and having orgasms. This hormonal cocktail causes a feeling of overall well being and makes you want to smile more, thus a spiral towards ecstasy is begun, without the extra calories or the wet spot.
So, if you want your ass to get smaller and be happy about it (whilst saving on laundry bills), smile more!
Zeno: bite me.
MINDY! PRECIOUS! Bless your heart…stuck in Friday with the DemonQueen. She CAN be a sweetheart…but STILL! What would the neighbors think. Now HERE’S the plan…come BACK to the Red Carpet and click on TODAY’S comments. There you’ll find everyone else who’s coming in a bit tardy. Actually, you know…the BIG winners are just now arriving, so I think that makes you RIGHT ON TIME. Bless your heart….